So, despues de Santiago, and after much bus traveling, I finally made it to Mendoza. Mendoza is known to be one of the biggest exporters of wine, and it’s about an 8 hour drive from Santiago. It stands beside the Andes mountains and it’s a hot spot for outdoor activities. My friends and I planned to hit Mendoza after Santiago so that we could relax, drink some wine, and do some fun adventure sports.
Our hostel was absolutely tranquil and gorgeous, and I loved every moment I spent there (besides every night when the guy in my room sneakily turned the fan on just himself and turned it’s rotation cycle off). It was nice and clean inside with super friendly staff who completely planned and booked our daily adventures for us. Outside was a gorgeous patio area with a ceiling made of grape vines, a small pool, a bunch of poolside furniture, and two comfy hammocks. They had a ladder in the corner for picking your own grapes off the vine, which we did, and they were absolutely delicious! For $13 a night, this place was better than the Ritz-Carlton.
For the first day we relaxed, and our friend Amanda (who loves to cook) made us some amazing food, and even homemade sangria! It was delicious. And then the next day we were off to go rent bikes and tour the vineyards! It sounds like such a great idea doesn’t it? A day of sun, exercise, relaxation, and wine? Well, it did turn out to be a great day…but it did not go at all as expected.
After renting the bikes, we quickly found out that there was absolutely no space on the road for us to ride them. Though there were tons of people on bikes everywhere, a bike lane was non-existent. In fact, the roads even had giant, gaping, rectangular holes parallel to them, and noone seemed to be concerned that they might fall in. I certainly thought I was going to. So we sucked it up and road along the highway, enduring beeps, bumps, and screams, and many close encounters with demonous trucks. Eventually we made it to the first vineyard of 5 or so that we were planning to hit. We did a tour and a tasting there, and did the same at the olive oil factory across the street. It was really cool!
Of course, after leaving there, we proceeded to get extremely lost. I don’t know where we were, but I know that it was a loooong uphill road to get back on track. Needless to say, by the time we reached the main road again, we had missed our chance to see any other wineries (and couldn’t find any place open for dinner, which was the most upsetting factor at the time). Either way, I was still pretty happy with what I got to see that day (though I was less happy with the disgusting meal that I was served when we finally found a restaurant open- I choked it down anyways due to extreme hunger).We finished the day with another relaxing night by the pool mingling with people in our hostel.
The next day it was time to go parapenting! We split off into two groups, and my friend Nikki and I made a reservation to jump off the side of a mountain in a parachute. It’s amazing that that’s something you can sign up for! A car was coming to pick us up at the hostel and take us to the parapenting place, and I figured that it would be some type of tourist van with people in matching jackets carrying liability forms. Let me tell you, I was wrong. This is Argentina. It’s amazing how little things give you incite into the way that another country works, and when a man in an SUV pulled up with his son in the back, and 0 knowledge of English, I remembered that life here is often much more simple. Nikki and I got in back and the man (Eduardo) drove us (and his adorable son Juan(cito)) to the base. The kid was so cute, he had a little lego-man equipped with a parachute that he was waving around, and you could tell how much this father and son pair loved eachother.
We got to the base and Eduardo said in broken English “go there, in car”. I looked an he was pointing to a rugged Jeep with a driver and passenger seat and then something like a truck bed with benches in the back. Nikki and I hopped up and Juan followed us, and we sat and took pictures for a minute while waiting for the others to show up (at least, I assumed that other tourists were showing up for this event. Though I found out that I was the only one). After a little while the driver yelled something in Spanish, and a giant group of crazy, loud, rumbling Argentine men climbed aboard. They climbed aboard laughing and joking and fighting for space. The guy who got in last climbed on the roof, and all the other men started laughing at him and throwing water at him from inside the Jeep. They looked at Nikki and I and said “sow-ry, sow-ry!” as they bumped and pushed and squeezed themselves inside.
Somehow, all of the sudden, I was inside this little cultural bubble that I had only previously observed from the outside. I had experienced full cars stuffed with outrageous Argentine men on the streets before, yelling at me, and I thought that these people were the types that I hated. However, these guys were so fun and adorable to watch, that I couldn’t help but like them. We started to drive straight up the mountain, which was, believe it or not, far scarier than jumping off it. I felt like I was going to fall out of the car at some points, but it was fun and exhilarating, and the views were gorgeous. The guys in the jeep seemed to be having the time of their lives, and they included us in their little group of playfulness. We passed a woman walking up the mountain, and they threw a bottle of water on her. Just as I was about to hate them for contributing to this kind of action against women on the streets, she started laughing and yelled “gracias!” and they all started roaring with laughter. This was really interesting for me to see from an insider’s perspective, and it definitely gave me some cultural insight. After about ten minutes, I realized that one of the men was conversing with the others about something more serious, and when I listened, I realized that they were talking about global warming and the drying up of the mountain this year, and other such things that I could only barely understand in Spanish. So here I was, seeing from an inside view, a group of crazy and obnoxious but also kind, thoughtful, and intelligent Argentine men. I decided right then and there to forgive Argentine men for their piropos (the word for the type of frequent cat-calling done on the streets here) and accept their culture for what it is. These weren’t bad guys at all.
When we got to the top of the mountain, it was time for me to jump off. I didn’t sign a single form, and actually, Eduardo didn’t even ask me my name until right before we jumped off together (I was strapped to him for the flight). He didn’t give me any instructions at all until he started to run and said “ok, run, run!!” So I did, and off we flew. It wasn’t scary at all! It was actually totally calm. The wind caught us and Eduardo weaved us in and out to make the drop last longer, and to catch as much wind as possible. The whole thing felt totally normal, and all I could think as I was parachuting through the air, was how normal it felt. I had a little seat to sit on and I just sat there as we floated, and thought, “I don’t feel like I’m floating in the air over a mountain right now.” It was really cool though, and the view was gorgeous. Again, Eduardo gave me no instruction on anything until we had just about reached the ground and he said “ok, feet on ground!” So I put them there, and we were down safely. Easy as pie.
I may have mentioned that Argentines are pretty much never in a rush to do anything, so when we landed, Eduardo ripped off his shirt and sank into the sun with his son to sit and watch the rest of the guys land. I sat down with Nikki and we basked in the sun and watched for a good 45 minutes. The only way I can think to describe the feel of this place is like Son’s of Anarchy, except for parapenters. Eduardo and Juancito sat and watched as each man landed and sat down, laughed, went to get a beer, went to greet their wives at the base, or talked amongst themselves. It was such a cool vibe, with a such a sense of family and friendship, and the simple life. I couldn’t have been happier that this wasn’t just another tourist gig.
The next day we went rafting, which was totally awesome though not so authentic, relaxed again, and headed home.
On our way home the steward of the bus came running upstairs, telling us to quickly close our curtains. There were people throwing rocks at the bus. I figured it was kids just being stupid, and assumed that it wasn’t a big deal, until we pulled over and the steward ordered us all out. We were at the bus garage, switching buses, because a hit from a rock had knocked a hole in the driverside window. My friends and I were really confused as to why this all was happening when we talked to a Canadian woman aboard who told us that the same thing had happened on her way to Mendoza. She told us that people throw rocks at the buses in an attempt to cause a crash or other such problem that would get the bus to stop. Then they run on board and steal everyone’s stuff. Ohhhhhhh, I realized. It wasn’t just stupid kids. The thought of this had never crossed my mind, but again I realized I was in Argentina. Home of some of the world’s best theives and hustlers. We made it home safe and sound, but that whole incident was really shocking to me.
Anyways, that’s the end of my spring break stories! Thanks for reading!
Love,
Lauren